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            <title>Volcano Didn't Actually Erupt, Baffling Scientists</title>
            <link>http://www.scientistsbaffled.com/?newsitem=59</link>
            <description>"A volcano that was mistakenly thought to have erupted is baffling scientists".</description>
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            <dc:date>2007-11-16T20:11:21-05:00</dc:date>
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            <title>Many Scientists Baffled as Honey Bees are Disappearing</title>
            <link>http://www.scientistsbaffled.com/?newsitem=58</link>
            <description>According to this article, the "disappearance of bees has many scientists baffled".  The solution to this problem is so obvious I'm surprised no one noticed it before.  Ask the scientists who aren't baffled what is going on!  Sheesh!</description>
            <author>Drew@scientistsbaffled.com</author>
            <dc:date>2007-05-02T12:31:43-04:00</dc:date>
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            <title>Seabirds are dying.  Oh, that's just great.</title>
            <link>http://www.scientistsbaffled.com/?newsitem=57</link>
            <description>Hey guess what.  Seabirds are dying.  And sentences are getting shorter.  "Scientists Baffled" used in headline.  That part's good.  </description>
            <author>Drew@scientistsbaffled.com</author>
            <dc:date>2007-05-02T12:28:19-04:00</dc:date>
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            <title>Scientists Dumb-founded at Huge Explosion at Particle Accelerator</title>
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            <description>When you're baffled and you know it, that's one thing.  When you're baffled and you're not aware that you're baffled, bad things can happen.  &#13;&#10;&#13;&#10;According to the Time Online, Fermilab scientists made elementary mistakes in the design of the magnets and their anchors at the Cern particle accelerator complex near Geneva in Switzerland.&#13;&#10;&#13;&#10;Fermilab scientists were "dumb-founded" at their mistake, which resulted in an explosion powerful enough to lift a 20-ton magnet off its mountings.&#13;&#10;&#13;&#10;Uh, isn't this the particle accelerator that the scientists assured us was completely safe?  </description>
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            <title>Makeup Experts and Hairdressers Help Eliminate Bafflement</title>
            <link>http://www.scientistsbaffled.com/?newsitem=54</link>
            <description>Makeup experts and hairdressers are helping  archaeologists reduce their bafflement at Roman beauty utensils.  "We hope [makeup experts and hairdressers'] knowledge [of beauty utensils] can help us [scientists] identify some of the items in our collection which have so far baffled us," a baffled scientist said.</description>
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            <dc:date>2007-03-27T08:52:16-04:00</dc:date>
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            <title>Massive Invisible Whirlpool Baffling Scientists</title>
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            <description>A huge, 200km-wide whirlpool off the coast of Australia is baffling scientists.  This slow moving whirlpool, which takes one week to rotate once, is also "invisible to the human eye", making it all the more mysterious and baffling.  </description>
            <author>Drew@scientistsbaffled.com</author>
            <dc:date>2007-03-15T16:22:30-04:00</dc:date>
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            <title>Lack of Earthquake Baffles Scientists</title>
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            <description>That's right, a complete lack of an earthquake has baffled scientists.  Normally, the opposite would be the case.  Special bonus points for using "Scientists baffled" as the first two words of the headline!  Many thanks to Canada.com for this extremely valuable plug.  </description>
            <author>Drew@scientistsbaffled.com</author>
            <dc:date>2007-02-23T21:17:00-05:00</dc:date>
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            <title>Endangered Baby Pelicans are Weak and Hungry</title>
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            <description>Endangered baby pelicans are baffling scientists with their weakness and hunger.  I hate it when baffling news is so depressing.  </description>
            <author>Drew@scientistsbaffled.com</author>
            <dc:date>2006-06-20T09:45:24-04:00</dc:date>
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            <title>New Mad Cow Cases Baffling Scientists.  We're All Gonna Die.</title>
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            <description>"Texas and Alabama have two new cases of Mad Cow Disease which are baffling scientists..."&#13;&#10;&#13;&#10;USDA scientists are baffed due to the atypical BSE/CJD/vCJD cases.  So KYAGB.&#13;&#10;&#13;&#10;Special Baffle Award: 1 use of "Baffle" in the headline and 2 in the story itself!</description>
            <author>Drew@scientistsbaffled.com</author>
            <dc:date>2006-06-12T19:31:06-04:00</dc:date>
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            <title>Lake Changes Color from Turquoise to Red.  We're All Gonna Die.</title>
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            <description>What's that about seas turning to red?  Isn't this a bad sign?  If this had happened on 6/6/06 I'd run screaming if I were you.&#13;&#10;&#13;&#10;"A lake atop a volcano in the South Pacific country of Vanuatu has switched colour in a quick change that has scientists baffled."</description>
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            <dc:date>2006-06-12T11:25:13-04:00</dc:date>
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            <title>Astronomy Computer No Longer Baffling</title>
            <link>http://www.scientistsbaffled.com/?newsitem=39</link>
            <description>"A shoebox-sized bronze device scooped out of a Roman-era shipwreck at the dawn of the 20th century has baffled scientists for years."</description>
            <author>Drew@scientistsbaffled.com</author>
            <dc:date>2006-06-08T20:00:02-04:00</dc:date>
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            <title>Scientists Accidentally Create Hottest Thing Ever</title>
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            <description>"They don't know how they did it."&#13;&#10;&#13;&#10;Not a great thing to hear when you're talking about temperatures hotter than the interior of the sun.  &#13;&#10;&#13;&#10;But maybe there's a new energy source involved!  Cue the Men in Black!</description>
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            <dc:date>2006-05-08T22:33:08-04:00</dc:date>
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            <title>Explosions in space!  No need to panic.</title>
            <link>http://www.scientistsbaffled.com/?newsitem=37</link>
            <description>Puzzling explosions in space are no good.  Luckily this one is 440 million light years away. </description>
            <author>Drew@scientistsbaffled.com</author>
            <dc:date>2006-04-08T22:47:33-04:00</dc:date>
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            <title>Earth is right on time.  Believe me, this is baffling.</title>
            <link>http://www.scientistsbaffled.com/?newsitem=33</link>
            <description>"In a phenomenon that has scientists puzzled, the Earth is right on schedule for a fifth straight year."&#13;&#10;&#13;&#10;That was January 2004.  The same thing happened in 2005, but in 2006, U.S. Naval Observatory adds leap second to world's clocks.</description>
            <author>Drew@scientistsbaffled.com</author>
            <dc:date>2006-04-02T23:14:40-04:00</dc:date>
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            <title>Less sunlight is reaching Earth, but it doesn't matter.</title>
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            <description>Less sunlight is reaching the Earth, but we're still warming.  Thus, scientists are baffled.  </description>
            <author>Drew@scientistsbaffled.com</author>
            <dc:date>2006-03-02T23:07:41-05:00</dc:date>
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